Restless Natives Hoodie White

*Black Friday discount applied at checkout* This fabric is softer than Martin Compston’s tiny hands. Hands that have never seen a day’s manual graft in their life. The delicate cotton feel was inspired by the area of fluffy hair just above the hairline pervert’s arse crack. If the wind reaches 12mph or above, the hair blows away like those wee fluffy things you blew when you were wee but nobody knows what they were. The white is a special Pantone created in a secret laboratory using only the finest white stuff, or something. It’s science.

SIZE GUIDE

Small (Compston)

Medium (Smart)

Large (Agent Nik)

XL (Compston on Smart’s shoulders)

2XL (Compston on Smart’s on Agent Nik’s shoulders) 

Serious notes:

Made from all the good stuff - - 280 gsm - Fairwear, GOTS (certified organic cotton) , Climate Neutral, Vegan Approved, Oeko Tex 100.

Sizing:

Small - chest 54cm

Medium - chest 57cm

Large - chest 60cm

X-Large - chest 63cm